Because you know... there's at least 11 billion of them, and they all post the same zshare links, WSHH/OnSmash videos, and semi-uninformed Barack Obama endorsements.

So how about a little pact, I'll try to keep this interesting, and you sign up for my RSS updates and come back... deal?

And while we're on the subject of introductions.. here's the classic "Deep Cover", in which Dre. introduced Snoop Doggy Dogg to the world.